Failu。re is not horri。ble.
What's horrible is that。 you believe this.
You think the。 rich are happy?
No, the way they。're happy is beyond yo。ur imagination.
You have chicken soup for the soul.
Becau。se someone else already ate the chicken.
All roads lead to Rome.
Yet, some people have。 been living there ever since they were born.
Don't be discour。ag。ed.
Life is full of ups and downs,
and all the d。owns after those downs.
Some people come t。o you in your life
to make you know that you are such an easy targ。et.
What make。s one even lonelier than having chafi。ngdish alone?
That you can't even afford the ch。afingd。ish.
If you don't try,
ho。w can you。 know。 what it feels like to be despe。rate?
There has to be real friendship between boys and girls.
Because every girl I know told me that
we could only be friends.
Bill Gates became the richest man
by dropping out of sch。ool and starting his own busines。s.
But the school he dropped out is Harvard.
Do。n't photoshop yours。e。lf again and a。gain.
We know you look ugly in reality.
You can't buy happiness with money,
Because you don't have money.
The worst nightmare is that you achieve nothing in your life
and manage to believe it's a blessing to be common.
Some people seem to have everythi。ng.
In fact, they do ha。ve everything.
Tired of being。 fat and ug。ly?
Then go to。 the gym。. Just be ugly!
You can't wake up someone who doesn't want to text you back.
But money ca。n.
Though you're sin。gle,
you occupy twice the space.
A good girl has good r。eputation.
A pretty girl has everything.
A girl who laughs a lot usually has。 fo。rtune on her side.
Seriously, I don't know how so。meone can mana。ge to laugh if she got screwed by life.
With such lim。ited knowledge of brand。s,
I can't even recognize when some people show off their w。ealth.
If you feel ugly, poor and useless,
don't be devastated.
At least yo。u have good judgement.
If you ha。ve a crush o。n somebody,。 go tell that person.
There's a chance that you。 be。come the Plan B.
There is no s。uch a thing called allodoxapho。bia.
You are just b。eing poor.
You only know that they look prettie。r tha。n you in their。 make-up.
W。hat you don't know is:
un。derneath those make-up, n。ot。 only are they prettier than you, they a。lso ha。ve perfectly good skin.
Why does fate always mess up with。 geni。uses?
Because no one bother caring about idiots.
When God closes a door for you,
he'd close the win。dows all together.
Some people are said。 to be like pigs because they sleep too much.
That's not fair, pigs get up earlier.
Why do sch。ools install mirrors in the restrooms?
Be。cause they want you t。o know:
with such unsatisfying appearance of yours, your only chance is to study.
Things do get improve。d as time goes by.
For example。, some people were fa。t and they。 got fatter and fatter.
Days are dark and trouble。d no。w.
Just keep going, so you can see mo。re darkness beyond them.
Li。fe is not all about th。e。 muddle that you see,
but also the o。nes that you wi。ll see,
such as you。r ex's wedding invi。tation.
People say there are。 m。ore opportunities in。 the。 metropolises.
But did anybody ever say they were yours?
Who said you lack perseverance?
You managed to be single fo。r decades!
They say it's easy for a girl to。 pursue a man。,
easy like pokin。g through a veil.
But that has to be when the man already has a crush on you.
Otherwise what you need to poke through would be。 a bunch of barbed wire wi。th electricity running through.
When you。 fail, there will be people who cares.
They c。ome and ask.
An。d they leave with satisfaction.
When you get old and loose the ability to w。alk,
I w。ill take you to the plaza in a wheelch。air day by day
to make y。ou watch me dance with othe。r ol。d men.
Some people com。e to lo。ve you.
Some people c。ome to make you question life.
If someone text you right back,
well, you can be sure he happens t。o be using his phone.
You think he is being clumsy w。ith words.
But the fact is he just doesn't want。 to talk to you.
If you have。 a crush on some。one, do tell him.
Bec。au。se without his rejection, you。'd really see yourself as Cleopat。ra.
And you learn that IQ is not something you can work on.
You are just 20.
It's absolute。ly common that you hav。en't had any crush on anybody.
Sooner or later you'll know, it。's totally possible that you。 won't, ev。er.
It'。s alright to be single.
Anyway, you。're。 gonna be like t。ha。t for a long long time.
You think people wh。o take advantage of their relations。hips are w。ithout merit.
After you m。eet o。ne, you'll know you have none of their merits.
Gi。rl, if you do。n。't work hard,
you'll spend your life buying cheap products and groceries.
But if you work hard,
you won't have。 time for all this!
You can。 only work overtime and buy things online。!